Apologies to Monty Python.
Brian: Are you the Gamers for the Overthrow of Phil Front?
Reg: Puck off!
Brian: What?
Reg: the Gamers for the Overthrow of Phil Front? We're The Front for the Overthrow of Phil's Games! , the Gamers for the Overthrow of Phil Front? God!
Rogers: Blighters...
Brian: Can I...join your group?
Reg: No, piss off!
Brian: I didn't want to play this stuff; I mean I didn't know I'd like MM, it's only a Hobby! I hate the Phil as much as anybody!
All in FOG except Brian: Ssch! Ssch! Ssch! Ssch! Ssch!
Brian: Oh.
Judith: Are you sure?
Brian: Oh, dead sure. I hate the Phil already. I mean no endless armour re-roll saves who does he think he is? And no rolls for hits and misses combat I mean we all like that right? No complicated morale roles where's the fun in that.
Reg: Listen! If you wanted to join the FOG, you'd have to have really hate Phil.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh, yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, sign this swear yourself to selective eternal secrecy and you're in. Listen, the only people we hate more than the Gamers for the Overthrow of Phil Front, are the Warrior gamers front.
All in FOG except Brian: Yeah!
Judith: Splitters!
Rogers: And the Warriors of the Revolutionary Gamers!
All in FOG except Brian: Yeah! Splitters!
Loretta: And the Front for the Overthrow of Phil's Games!!
All in FOG except Brian: Yeah! Splitters!
Reg: What?
Loretta: And the Front for the Overthrow of Phil's Games. Splitters!
Reg: Front for the Overthrow of Phil's Games!!
Loretta: Oh, sorry, how about the Army Of Warriors? Splitters!
Reg: What?
Loretta: Oh, sorry
Reg: and the 3.1 DBM players Front! God...
Rogers: Whatever happened to the 3.1 DBM players Front!, Reg?
Reg: He's over there, Points to hairy man on bench: Hi Jason!
All in FOG except Brian yell: Splitter!
Cheers Penda
